The Jackalope and When To Milk It ...

The Jackalope

A native of the Western United States, the Jackalope is seldom if ever seen due to its intensive nature and lightning quick speed.  It can only be hunted legally on the 31st day of June between sunrise and sunset.  A permit must be obtained from your local AA.  This fatty beast often mimics noises especially the voice of an intoxicated human.  Legend has it that drinking Jackalope milk can drastically improve ones eyesight.  The best time to milk a Jackalpe is after midnight, as it sleeps on its back, belly shining in the moonlight.  

This postcard was mailed in 2015. 

 

A Jackalope

The Western Jackalope

Among the rarest hunter's trophies is the timid Jackalope.  The nocturnal antlered, long-eared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.  To lure this fine, 4-point, male specimen within range of his camera the photographer used a blend of bourbon, beer, and baloney.
2015

Jackalopes

The Fabulous Jackalope of North America
This picture was shot with telephoto lens just as they were startled by the cameraman's presence.  Jackalopes are the rarest animals in north America.  A cross between a new extinct small deer and a species of rabbit, they are extremely shy and wild.  They possess the ability to mimic and their cries often sound human and tuneful.  Probably from hearing cowboy songs on lonely nite watch.  None have ever been captured alive and this is a rare photo taken at their feeding grounds in the high country.
1961

Exaggeration Postcard - Jackalope in the Wild

Jackalope

Wild Jackalope
Often called the Antelabbit, this, the most amazing of all desert animals, is reputed to be a cross between a jackrabbit and an antelope.  Rumor has it that the Jackalope sings at night in a voice that sounds almost human.
2008